Wait… you actually joined? You must be really desperate. Didn’t expect anyone to click that.

We’re trying to build a global community of booze traders — though no one really believes it’ll work.

Anonymous, ironic, occasionally sober.

Talk deals, losses, shipments, or life choices. Share pain, memes, and maybe a bottle. Sometimes people even trade things here — emotions, mostly.

This is half business, half therapy, where charts meet hangovers and everyone pretends to be fine.

Join if you work with alcohol or just need someone who understands what “payment delayed” does to the soul.

Buy low, drink high — hope optional, sarcasm required.